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Halloween 2008!

I haven’t written in a while and that is because of the amount of prepparation Hallowen required. It was well worth it!

My work takes Halloween so seriously… more so than any other place I know of.  We had a costume contest, a pumpkin carve-off, a bake sale and a candy cart! It was hard to focus.

Here’s a pic of my costume in it’s full glory:

This is how you dance in space

And a picture of the graveyard cake I baked for the bakesale:

Most delicious graveyard I've ever eaten

aaaaand the Pumpkin we carved for the Pumpkin Carve-off at work:

No mercy for gourds in Pumpkin Hell

My pumpkin-carving team was my co-worker Jess, our boss Libby and Pau, the Tech manager dude. It was great! We had 40 minutes to do this. Libby brought her dremmel tool and the little gourds. We carved up the little ones and each little gourd had a tea light in it. Unfortunately, we didn’t win, but I know ours was technically the best as far as carving went.

I handed out Candy at Jess’ house and the highlight was seeing a kid dressed up as “Indiana Bones”. We went to the supermarket in Kensington and had a good time too, despite some douchery.

Something about halloween + drinking + skanks = douchery. It’s inevietable but we didn’t let it get us donw!

I had so much fun! Now that it’s all over, I’ve taken down the halloween edition of anitabot – but don’t worry there will be another.

See the rest of my Halloween pictures here!

Tags: baking, cake, costume, graveyard cake, halloween

Halloween music.

In preparations for the most glorious of holidays, I have selected my commute music to match. I have gone through a few Misfits albums, and 1 White Zombie album (Astro-Creep 2000). I wondered if I could sustain an entire months commute with soley Halloween-themed, horror-related music.

The mis...fits???

I prefer whole albums to play lists, but I will make an exception for some key songs.

Outside of the Misfits and White Zombie (and Rob Zombie, of course)… what else is there? Ministry? Specifically “Everyday is Halloween”?  Maybe the Cure? Marilyn Manson? All the Danny Elfman soundtracks I own? Helloween (and subsequently all other forms of blacker than the blackest black times infinity metal)? I’m sure there’s tons out there that I could listen to… but I’m having troubles thinking of it. So I implore you, dear reader – tell me of some good Halloween themed bands I can listen to!! I have 21 days of commuting to do!  Which means I would probably need around 40 albums. Eek! That’s a ton!

Start commenting!

Tags: halloween, misfits, music

October = Halloween edition Anitabot!

Yup, look above – the halloween edition anitabot icon is ready! meow! I can’t believe it’s October already! To deal with this I am gearing myself up for the best month of the year! yarr!

Facebook’s pirate language is a bit of a challenge to read through, but I feel it’s my duty as a devout pastafarian to use it.  Faith shouldn’t be easy, but it definitely is worth it.

aye matey!

Also, I want this:

Why is it only in sizes medium ++++?? Can’t little girls be storm troopers as well? PUH LEAZE?!

Also, in my quest for a Halloween costume I must raise the question: WHY ARE ALL WOMEN’S COSTUMES SEXIFIED?

Think of a career, ethnicity* or a character, then sexify it a notch. Voila! You’ve just designed a women’s halloween costume. It’s kind of lame.

Even unsexy careers get the sexy treatment.  Well, I’d like to see you try and make a sexy Predator costume. or a sexy Alien costume. Eh? Try that! It’s impossible!  Or what about a sexy Child Welfare Services worker? Now that’s just wrong, but I’m sure someone will attempt to sexify it. Sexy MTO (dmv) worker? no. Not sexy at all.  Sexy Septic tank cleaner?  Sexy sexy-costume seamstress?

* And the Ethnicity! HOW the hell is that… a costume? How is dressing up as a different race/culture a ‘costume’?  This racist woman I know suggested I wear a sari and dress up as an Indian for Halloween. umm… news for ya: I’m an Indian every day of my life! (sure I don’t wear the sari, but that actually isn’t the whole part of being Indian! whoa!).

My least favourite of these is the “Indian princess”(Indian as in Aboriginal and not as in from south asia). I really don’t want to see some person dress up as an outdated stereotype of a culture that our government has and continues to keep on the sidelines. Am I the only one who’s super-offended by this?

Tags: costumes, halloween, sexism